is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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