just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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