We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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