Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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