I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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