Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
