Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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