VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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