Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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