It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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