There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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