oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
