"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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