Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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