So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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