I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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