GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
All I want is dick and wine.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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