I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wish i was in the wii world.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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