But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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