I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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