Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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