then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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