party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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