I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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