I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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