Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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