I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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