fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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