Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
