Can i not drive my cunt home
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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