Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
smell my finger.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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