I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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