You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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