I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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