I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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