What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Come on in and take your pants off
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