Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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