On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
they need to just BURY HIM!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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