break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
