margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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