so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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