Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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