should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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