Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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