god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize