It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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