Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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