but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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