i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just invented taco cereal.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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