she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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