i permit you to call me
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
so much tequila, so little girl.
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