I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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