these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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