I look better un-naked...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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