You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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