Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
