I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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