i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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